Comments on: A Story Too Disgusting to Share, But I’m Gonna Do It Anyway!!!

By: Swampy

Swampy — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 03:16:40 +0000

1. Dr, Renee is my new best friend. You know how I love lists.
2. Are you aware that someone probably ended up in the ER…
3. Because of you ?
4. I mean, really, the slip and fall from stepping on that thing probably caused someone to have a broken neck.
5. Or at least a sprained ankle.
6. Would you please come pack for my next trip?
7. Would you please come sharpen my pencils?
8. I promise not to smoke the pencil shavings…much.
9. Love your way with words.
10. You need to be published.
12. Be sure to check out my Nestle Crunch post.
15. Follow the directions.
18. You will laugh.
25. I promise.

By: ShortyMom

ShortyMom — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 01:34:04 +0000

I couldn’t remember my email account much less enough to conquer a standardized test! I carry tissues in my purse year round because I always managed to start dripping about the time I walk into a building. Got tired of looking for scraps in my purse…

Thanks for the laugh! I’ll never forget to check my nose again…

By: Just Me

Just Me — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:30:58 +0000

Actually, the underside of the desk is the LAST place I’d go for fear of smearing my fingers into someone else’s dried boogers and/or chewing gum. UGH!

By: Mal

Mal — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 23:54:18 +0000

Maybe you should call this great great GREAT post “Booger Nights” instead? hahahaaaaa

By: Fragrant Liar

Fragrant Liar — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 22:32:24 +0000

I think my face is permanently stuck in the EW position.

By: Shenango

Shenango — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 20:12:31 +0000

I never go anywhere without Kleenex during allergy season! I had a terrible attack when caught in the middle of a pew at church once! I begged a little old lady for kleenex—she rummaged through her purse and gave me a tissue from circa 1955—and fluffed it out and said, I think that one is clean!—-I’m sure it was, but I’ve made sure to carry my own supply since then, and it took so long for her to find it I was in PURE PANIC as the floodgates had been opened at the presence of SOME POLLEN.
Your story is TOO FUNNY!!!!!! I was rolling reading it!!! I could just imagine what you must have looked like!!!
And, standarized tests—-HORRORS!!! I seem to be able to rationalize any of the answers….and I also seem to get the attention span of a knat. Then this voice speaks in my head—remember what that one teacher said about there being a pattern—B-C-C-A-D-C-A-B-B-C-D-A…Just put that…every third answer is C. The only test I can ace is an essay test.
Good move to figure how to sneak in a snack though!!!

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 19:31:36 +0000

I didn’t want to wipe it on the desk…..too gross!!!!!!!!!!! And it would probably just fall on me again!!!

By: Dr. Renee

Dr. Renee — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 19:25:40 +0000

1. Will you take my next re-certification exam for me?

2. I love your one pair of shoes.

3. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

4. MA packs like every teen-aged girl I know. (AARRRGGH!)

5. What if you have to pee during the test??!! I guess you answered that, though, because the monitor let you out.

6. Just wipe the damned thing onto the underside of the desk! Duh!