Comments on: Sometimes It’s Hard to be a Woman….

By: Panic attack

Panic attack — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:14:08 +0000

Add me! I spent too much time playing Mafia Wars… trying to hide my head as I kept on getting panic attacks over the smallest of things. I understand what you feel about going to the gyne, those pap smears are argghhhhh! Though I get to deal with most situations nowadays ever since the panic away program worked for me, I totally agree with you that it is sometime hard to be a woman!

By: willowtree

willowtree — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:10:49 +0000

Thanks for the mental image, it’s better than porn.

By: Kila

Kila — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 05:52:36 +0000

Good for you! You’re a better woman than I am.

Geesh, there’s no getting away from kid interruptions!

By: Dr. Renee

Dr. Renee — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:37:32 +0000

Equoni, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE your stool sample!

By: Just Me

Just Me — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:24:47 +0000

I confess that I once used the panic alarm on my key fob when I couldn’t find my car.

“…my nipples drag the floor.” OMG. OMGOMGOMGOMG, I can’t stop laughing, because mine do too. It’s a wonder I haven’t stepped on them yet.

Yup. Balance precarioulsy on your tiptoes with your boob between glass plates and DON’T MOVE OR BREATHE until they say it’s okay. It’s a recipe for failure.

By: Gina (not my real name)

Gina (not my real name) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:09:24 +0000

Welcome Lizz! Hey Jen, at least you found your car. Last time I went I wandered around for an hour looking for mine in that stupid parking deck!

By: Mal

Mal — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:42:02 +0000

Love it! Simply love it!!!!!!!

By: LizzB

LizzB — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:06:10 +0000

“Apparently all children everywhere feel comfortable barging in on me no matter what I am doing. ”

HILARIOUS!!!!! So true, like the kid who crawls under the partial wall in the fitting room from his mom’s to yours. Awesome.

PS - Gina and Joe referred me to your blog. Love it!

By: Equoni

Equoni — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:02:02 +0000

You are BRAVE!!! I won’t confess how old I was before I was brave enough to go for a pap smear…but don’t let your daughters be as afraid or as old as I was! And yeah…my regular doctor is GREAT, but I go to his female associate who is FEMALE and who I do not know as well for the “girl stuff”. Haven’t had to do the mammo thing, but had some faint hope it wasn’t QUITE as bad as the pap thing…thanks for blowing that image for me and letting me know it really is as bad as I thought! But NO ONE is getting a probe up my butt…if they want a sample they have to wait for it to come out!!!!! Actually, my doctor insisted on doing a horrible test that required collecting a sample (MY way, not the way you had it done)…and I gave him SUCH a hard time about it for so long….I even took him a “gift”….it was in a medical/prescription bottle labeled “stool sample”…but when you opened it it was a tiny glass jar with a little wooden three legged stool in it!!!! He laughed and laughed and still keeps it on his desk to show people!!!

By: Dr. Renee

Dr. Renee — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:00:47 +0000

If you keep up that behavior with the gynecologist, you may just befriend her too, and have to find yet another new doctor.

All, Jennifer’s nickname at my office is “Trouble.” Said with much love and affection!